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Old Nov 19, 2008, 10:47 AM // 10:47   #1
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Default This is an amazing crime spree.

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/2...espree2cr3.png

Basically I just want you to note that all the text on the map says "attempted", the only thing this guy actually managed to do successfully was grope 2 women, while failing to shoot a boy on a bicycle, failing 4 kidnapping attempts, failed at a robbery, failed to run over 2 guys while in a car, and then drove into a wall and shot himself.
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Old Nov 19, 2008, 11:01 AM // 11:01   #2
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Wow what a massive failure.
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Old Nov 19, 2008, 03:31 PM // 15:31   #3
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Let's be honest, the guy was driving a Beetle. Did we really expect success?
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Old Nov 19, 2008, 06:05 PM // 18:05   #4
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Terrafail. How hard could it possibly be?
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Old Nov 19, 2008, 07:44 PM // 19:44   #5
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I lol'd.

I almost feel bad for the guy.
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Old Nov 20, 2008, 01:33 AM // 01:33   #6
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Ahaha hahahh ahahhahahahhahahahahha
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Old Nov 20, 2008, 04:54 AM // 04:54   #7
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Fail
double fail
multi fail
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Old Nov 20, 2008, 05:33 AM // 05:33   #8
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This is a great day in the day of failures
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Old Nov 20, 2008, 10:24 AM // 10:24   #9
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"Man crashes into wall and then shoots himself in the face."

What an hero.
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Old Nov 20, 2008, 02:58 PM // 14:58   #10
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"Man crashes into wall and then shoots himself in the face."

What an hero.

Hey, at least he did this right!
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Old Nov 20, 2008, 03:35 PM // 15:35   #11
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it reminds me so much of Monty Python's Twit Olympics!
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Old Nov 20, 2008, 08:29 PM // 20:29   #12
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Well at least we don't have to worry about him anymore.
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Old Nov 20, 2008, 08:37 PM // 20:37   #13
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"...and then shoots himself in the face."

I lol'd for some reason.
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Old Nov 20, 2008, 10:41 PM // 22:41   #14
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lol'd very much.
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Old Nov 21, 2008, 12:13 AM // 00:13   #15
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"Man crashes into wall and then shoots himself in the face."

What an hero.
Oh lawdy. Maybe he was going for cho's score.
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Old Nov 21, 2008, 12:19 AM // 00:19   #16
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Poor, poor bike. Hope the kid was alright too.
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Old Nov 21, 2008, 01:09 AM // 01:09   #17
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Jeeees... He should have taken a cancel stance for frenzy.
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Old Nov 21, 2008, 03:13 AM // 03:13   #18
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I lol'd. Hard. Real hard. This guy clearly wasn't fit to be a gangsta. 4 attempted kidnappings, 2 molestations, a failed attempt to shoot some boy on a bike.. all in the time of just under 2 hours. And he tops it off with "shooting himself in the face". That was the cherry on the cake for me.
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Old Nov 21, 2008, 04:00 AM // 04:00   #19
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Wow,how can somthing so wrong be so funny?

Oh well,made my day.....
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